Gnomie Roundup: Crayon Personalities

Gnomie Roundup: Crayon Personalities

I’ve been reading The Day the Crayons Quit with my kiddos.qft-crayonsquit If you haven’t read it yet, you should. It’s hilarious.

It got me thinking. If the Gnomies were a box of crayons, where would each of us fall on the color spectrum? So, I asked them.

Dear Gnomies: You’re a proud member of the crayon box. Which color would you be and why?


qft-CGchocolateClockwork Gnome:

Brown. Chocolate and poop, that’s my life.



Teenage Witch:

As a proud member of the crayon box, I’d be ROYAL PURPLE WITH RUBY RED, because I love princesses and sparkly things, and I firmly believe that no matter where you go or who you’re with you should always: qft-teenwitchcolor


Queen Bean: qft-qbGolden

This one time, I think I was about 7 years old, I left a BRAND NEW box of 64 Crayola Crayons in the backseat of my family’s station wagon…in the middle of summer.  It was worse than you could possibly imagine. 😀

But anyhoo, I would be Goldenrod! Sunlight, that’s why. Sunrise and all daytime hours are my favorite, and I tend to be a bouncy ball of energy most days.
qft-rcTurquoiseRuby-eyed Cyborg: I would be the turquoise blue crayon in the box. Blue happens to be my favorite color and the turquoise reminds me of summer and the ocean–two things I love!




The TIM Lord: Well, I’d be Police Box Blue if there was one, but I’ve got to go with good ol’ red-orange, because it’s flashy, dazzling, all-purpose, and everyone’s friend.



Bionic Banshee: Green. It’s the color of magical forests and zombie flesh. Green encompasses the beauty of nature, and it encompasses all that is moldy and gangrene infested. I like things that are multipurpose like that.


What about you? Which color would you be?






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